I got a fortune cookie today with three fortunes inside. You will have a fine capacity for the enjoyment of life (in bed!). You are an exciting and inspiring person (in bed!). You are going to take a trip to the seaside (in... wait, what?). That last one is an actual prediction? COOOOOOL. Of course, it's a lousy one, rather like "you'll keep breathing for at least a little while". Sooner or later, just about everybody visits the beach, unless they're deliberately avoiding it in order to prove a fortune cookie wrong. Tags: amusing, thoughts I'm feeling: cheerful
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